And you don't stand a chance…
We're on a quest to convert the masses to our choice of delicious beer.
Drinkers of light tasteless lagers beware of us predators. Our bloodline is growing and our bite is strong.
We mesmerize our prey with ales of awe:
Stouts, Belgians, and Porters. Barleywines, Trappist ales, and IPA's.
Our drinks bring bliss and banish the drool that has scourged the palate.
You become one of us. No longer a mortal. Enlightened, renewed, and thirsty.
You'll never go back to the way you were. Nor will you want to. You join a brethren hell bent on changing the world of beer. We only ask that you join our cause and bring others out of the shadows.
Have you been bitten by a beer vampire? Are you one?